YESTERDAY THIS HANDSOME YOUNG MAN, WE'LL CALL HIM JED, AGREED TO GO OUT WITH ME.
AS YOU CAN IMAGINE, IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I'VE GONE ON A DATE. (READ: NEVER) A MAN SUCH AS MYSELF HAS A LOT OF WORK COMMITMENTS; Y'KNOW, INFECTING PEOPLE, HELPING APOCALYPSES, THE FAMILY BUSINESS. I NEVER HAD TIME FOR ROMANCE
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